I'm out for a night ride on my Ninebot doing 19mph when I notice that it seems like a vehicle is tracking/tailing me (headlights behind me the whole way home).
I finally pull over to let them pass when I realize it's Mercer Island PD; ensuing dialog..
MIPD: What's going on?
Me: Not a damn thing, out riding my new toy because of sheer boredom.
MIPD: With no helmet or lights on? And running the Stop signs and then the Red light!?
Me: There's no one around.
MIPD: I need u to obey all the traffic laws or I'll write u a ticket.
Me: Wouldn't u have to catch me first?
MIPD: (laughs out loud) Have a great night sir! (drives off ahead of me :)
